I have uneven collar bones.

Um...ok. I REALLY do not have anything to say. But I want to show you my pictures...

That is inside of me

that is to show you that my surgery hip is now lower than my non-surgery hip. 

Um... it's crooked. This concerns me. Can you see the spirals? Maybe?

Don't worry, this picture is totally normal. Not only is my hip lower, but my collar bone is lower? Are they related? Really, I am looking for an answer, I NEED to know.

In other news, I put on a sock today. This is a huge accomplishment. I am pretty sure you've never thought about it, but you should start. Imagine that your hip was just cut into and that you have slowly been regaining muscle and cannot lift your leg. That balance-on-one-leg-while-pulling-the-other-up-so-you-can-slip-the-sock-on move that you are so capable of suddenly becomes quite difficult. You find yourself leaning against the wall and using one hand to hold your knee in place while the other tries to slip the sock on one-handed. Yeah, it's a skill.

And now I will leave you with the knowledge that, if you are seeing HP tonight, I am jealous of your existence and will gladly switch you lives.