text me

I got in my car after a work meeting this morning and looked up to see this:

It was weirder than the picture does justice.

Once you have taken your time trying to come up with a scenario for this man's actions, I invite you to take a step into my texting life.

We all do it, let's not pretend. Sometimes  you get a text that is just too good to delete. For whatever reason you read it again, and again, and again, slowly memorizing it and committing it forever to your heart.

Or you just save it and forget about it. You know, whichever.

I, personally, am a save a forget kinda person. But today I decided to open up that folder of most loved texts and give them a read. Some I honestly don't remember the context, making them seem less than desirable to save, but they are there so they must have had some meaning at one point.

So today I am going to share these sacred texts with you. I'll let you use your imagination to figure out who they came from and why :)

"Don't worry sadie. I'll pray for you that you won't get your throat slit."

"You have time. You don't need to decide anything now or even soon :)"

"How's your bed?"

"I could never hold such a sweet refined spirit guilty for any action."

"Just remember how awesome you are and they should be easy"

"Well, after we recover from that blow of meanness we'll spend some time conspiring about how to best annoy you at work. Then we'll have fun and forget about you."

"Hey, aren't we supposed to do that together?"

"Definitely approve."

"Double slut. Queen of all harlots."

"Now now sweet girl, I'll be fine"

"Or like, stalker, But yeah, no big."

"I get so happy every time you text me. Please don't be afraid of my obvious obsession for you."

"Ok good. But they're poisonous, so we will need to take caution. Jake would love if the frogs killed us instead."

"where. are. you!"


That's a wrap.

Can I say that in a blog post?