Why the library makes me want to wear sunglasses indoors

Hey there stranger, sorry you're in my direct line of vision. Sorry we keep making completely unnecessary eye contact. Thanks for being female, though. Awkward library eye contact is always worse when shared with a member of the opposite gender. Nope, not checking for the absence of a ring, just looking away from my computer and happened to find myself staring straight into your eyes for the seventh time in the past ten minutes. No big, don't worry.