This is not my calling

Let's make a list of things I would never recommend doing:

1) Making a dress without a pattern.

And that concludes our list. 

You may look at those fashion bloggers and think, "they do it all the time! It's easy!" I'm here to tell you that it's not, and anyone who tells you otherwise hates you.

On that note, I made this dress today.

Husband is not home hence mirror picture

I can only assume that you're applauding/weeping right now. Applauding my attempts and weeping with understanding. If not then you have no sympathy for the human plight.